Secrets From a Church Basement: The Desperate Diary of Fresco Ayers
Introduction
The Ten Commandments according to Fresco Ayers:
1. Beware of old men who like bunny rabbits.
2. Stay away from bunny rabbits, period.
3. Never worship anyone who doesn't enjoy talking dirty in the presence of a holy man.
4. Save plenty of money for art supplies, lest you spend eternity cleaning the smell of Parmesan off of scary statues.
5. Take "God's word" with a pinch of salt and a shot of tequila.
6. Enjoy stale pancakes while you still have the chance.
7. Don't fear the local cops; they're suckers for make-believe authority figures.
8. Keep in touch with those you love or lose your ability to touch them forever.
9. Always carry a recording device.
10. If you're going to try changing the world, you better be ready for the world to surprise you.
Every effort has been made to reproduce Fresco’s diary entries as faithfully as possible, including his audio recordings and images. From time to time, new entries are received, indicating that things continue to unfold.